You want what????

Dear Women:

Since there's no way we're ever going to pay you the same as your male counterparts, how about we let you leave work a little early. That way you can get home in time to prepare a hot meal for when your hard working husband gets home from work and the kids from school. Wait, what?? Some of you are unmarried and childless?? Well, hurry up and fix that. I mean that is what God created you for, isn't it? How do you possibly expect to be fulfilled if you don't have children and a husband to cater to. Some of you women crack me up. Working outside the home (where you belong) and demanding equal pay. You should be happy that we hired you at all-with you innie instead of outie. Go on then. I'm busy over here. I've got work to do before I rush home to a hot meal prepared by my less equal but better half.

Signed
A Man's man